Yogi Berra On Taxes

taxcoach_blogImage (1)Last month, one of the most truly American lives came to an end at age 90. Baseball legend Lawrence “Yogi” Berra was a superstar both on and off the field. As a player, he won 10 World Series rings and made the All-Star team 18 times in 19 seasons. He was American League MVP five times and won election to the Hall of Fame in 1972. Off the field, he managed and coached the New York Yankees, New York Mets, and Houston Astros.

Yogi Berra was more than just a baseball legend. Many people are surprised to learn that he served on a Navy rocket boat and stormed Omaha beach on D-Day. He endowed the Yogi Berra Museum and Learning Center and Yogi Berra Stadium at New Jersey’s Montclair State University. He even opened a bowling alley with former teammate Phil Rizzuto.

But when you think of Yogi, you think of Yogi-isms — those pithy one-liners that leave you simultaneously befuddled and enlightened. And as we looked over some of the quotes that inspired The Economist to name him the “Wisest Fool of the Past 50 Years,” we were struck by how many of them he could have uttered in a parallel universe as Yogi Berra, tax planner. Consider these:

  • “It ain’t over ’til it’s over.” Fighting the IRS can take a long time, long enough to make 16 or 18 scoreless innings fly by in comparison. If you get audited and wind up behind the count with a deficiency notice, you can appeal it within the IRS. Then, depending on the specifics, you can take it to the Tax Court, appeal a decision to the U.S. Court of Appeals, and even take it to the Supreme Court. The whole process can take years.
  • “The future ain’t what it used to be.” Some of your most important tax-planning calls require you to weigh uncertain future alternatives. Are you better off with a traditional 401k (where you deduct your contributions today and pay tax at unknown future rates on your withdrawals) or a Roth 401k (where you pay tax on your contributions today and avoid an unknown future rate on your withdrawals)? Choose right and save big. Choose poorly and pay for it!
  • “You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t go to yours.” Clearly Yogi was anticipating estate tax here. He would have been disappointed to learn the IRS never attends a funeral, even if they plan on stripping millions from the guest of honor!
  • “We made too many wrong mistakes.” Lots of our clients come to us after making expensive mistakes that cost them thousands. Fortunately, good tax planning can correct those mistakes and stop the bleeding. Sometimes we can even “turn back the clock” and recover past overpayments!
  • “A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.” This one’s pretty obvious, isn’t it? Yogi must have said it after he saw how much the IRS took out of his last paycheck!

Finally, who can forget, “When you come to a fork in the road, take it”? Tax planning is full of forks in the road. Cash or accrual? C-corp or S-corp? Medical expense reimbursement plan or HSA? As Yogi says, “You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you may never get there.” So call us for the plan you need if you don’t want April 15 to feel like deja vu all over again!

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